The Christmas Photo Session Saga

15 Dec

Hi guys. It’s Clay.

Red and Black | The Farm Paparazzi

My humans have lost it. Could you please come save me? There I was in the kitchen, minding my own business, when they called me into the living room.

The Christmas Photo Session Saga | The Farm Paparazzi

They were sitting on the hard rock, not on the soft chairs. Then, they wanted me to sit down, facing AWAY from them. What?! How’s that supposed to work? I’m telling you, they’re nuts.

The Christmas Photo Session Saga | The Farm Paparazzi

Then the female human, the one that feeds me, well, she kept jumping up and pushing buttons on this contraption. It started to beep and make bright flashes. I was, like, huh? What is the purpose of this?

The Christmas Photo Session Saga | The Farm Paparazzi

The dang flashes about blinded me, but the female human just kept jumping up and making the contraption do it over and over and over.

The Christmas Photo Session Saga | The Farm Paparazzi

Finally, I just got bored and laid down. I’d had enough of this weirdness.

The Christmas Photo Session Saga | The Farm Paparazzi

Send help immediately.

Love and cuddles,

Clay

The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel. – Proverbs 12:10 (NIV)

4 Responses to “The Christmas Photo Session Saga”

  1. dogear6 December 30, 2014 at 6:02 am #

    The beagle does a lot of tattling too. This one was how I assaulted him while he played with his big brother, the Vizsla:

    http://livingtheseasons.com/2013/02/28/mom-assaulted-him/

    Happy New Year! I searched on Vizsla’s which was how I found your blog (and enjoyed it too).

    Nancy

    • thefarmpaparazzi December 30, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

      What fun! Cute post. Glad to know another Vizsla owner and blogger! Happy New Year to you and yours!

  2. leahyetter December 31, 2014 at 6:56 pm #

    This Christmas card is on our fridge! I have to remember to show Patrick this post. Hilarious! Happy New Year to you guys!

    • thefarmpaparazzi December 31, 2014 at 9:03 pm #

      Thanks, Leah! Happy New Year to you and Patrick as well!

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