Hi guys. It’s Clay.
My humans have lost it. Could you please come save me? There I was in the kitchen, minding my own business, when they called me into the living room.
They were sitting on the hard rock, not on the soft chairs. Then, they wanted me to sit down, facing AWAY from them. What?! How’s that supposed to work? I’m telling you, they’re nuts.
Then the female human, the one that feeds me, well, she kept jumping up and pushing buttons on this contraption. It started to beep and make bright flashes. I was, like, huh? What is the purpose of this?
The dang flashes about blinded me, but the female human just kept jumping up and making the contraption do it over and over and over.
Finally, I just got bored and laid down. I’d had enough of this weirdness.
Send help immediately.
Love and cuddles,
Clay
The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel. – Proverbs 12:10 (NIV)
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